Method of Removal:
Step 1: Find these creatures
Step 2: Turn them over carefully
Step 3: Stab their soft underbellies repeatedly with your knife, dagger, sabre, kris.. whatever... (stop to watch them struggle.. occasionally.. but do not be distracted by their pleas - do not forget they are pests!)
Step 4: Once they are sufficiently perforated, fishes will attack them and reduce them to hapless shells...
Step 5: Go back to Step 1
oops.... that sounds really cruel...
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