lame jokes to start off your day

Legally Blond

A blonde calls across the river to a blonde on the other bank,
"How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side!"


Escaped Midget

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A: A small medium at large.