For Ladies: The Reason to Be Healthy

(via email from health fanatic friend)

I noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.